HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

‎-Lan 'Eva' Huynh puts a McChicken in the toast oven-
Lan: Aw man don't tell me I burned the bun. Who needs the top bun anyway.
Me: Only people who burn the top bun says that.
Lan: Haha shut up... Man the chicken is still cold!

FOY

Lan 'Eva' Huynh No lol I'm pretty and awesome I don't need anyone to tell me that LMAO!

Damn Straight.

if a douche can do it
a gentleman can
right?!

How to threaten your little

Lan: who's trying? im just trying to love you! LOL if you reject my love, i will let you starve!

On impersonating

"Little! Let me show you! She was like 'wahhhhh (T-T)' and I wasn't even gonna cry until she did that! I wasn't even drunk until she started crying. And then we both started crying, and that's when I got drunk. Where's the paint? I want to paint."

'Epiphany' while Dancing at the Club

"You can't dance, you can't dance, none y'all can dance! I WANT TO PAINT."

When becoming a Teacher

"When I become a Teacher, I want to be called M-I-S-S, not Ms., not Mrs., M-I-S-S!"