HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

‎-Lan 'Eva' Huynh puts a McChicken in the toast oven-
Lan: Aw man don't tell me I burned the bun. Who needs the top bun anyway.
Me: Only people who burn the top bun says that.
Lan: Haha shut up... Man the chicken is still cold!

FOY

Lan 'Eva' Huynh No lol I'm pretty and awesome I don't need anyone to tell me that LMAO!

Damn Straight.

if a douche can do it
a gentleman can
right?!

How to threaten your little

Lan: who's trying? im just trying to love you! LOL if you reject my love, i will let you starve!

On impersonating

"Little! Let me show you! She was like 'wahhhhh (T-T)' and I wasn't even gonna cry until she did that! I wasn't even drunk until she started crying. And then we both started crying, and that's when I got drunk. Where's the paint? I want to paint."

'Epiphany' while Dancing at the Club

"You can't dance, you can't dance, none y'all can dance! I WANT TO PAINT."

When becoming a Teacher

"When I become a Teacher, I want to be called M-I-S-S, not Ms., not Mrs., M-I-S-S!"

How to answer any situation

That was crazz.

How to attain swag

1) Walk 25 miles at Relay For Life
2) Stuff your face of Thai food

About being Awesome

Lan: My gameboy is awwwweesome!

Roommate: Girl everything you do you think is awesome.
Lan: Everything I do is awwwwweesome!

About SWAG

A girl can be the ugliest girl in the world, but as long as she's got Swag, she can get any man she wants.